Here comes the sun

BLASTED! I forgot to call the dietician again! Gads! This is starting to get annoying. I spent a good chunk of today making calls here and there. First off, my son wasn't feeling good this morning due to his ear infection. So I had to call the school and let them know that the kids won't be in today. Then I had to call to make an follow-up appointment with the pediatrician for my son, in addition to make an appointment for my daughter as well. Both are due for their 7 year check up. Yay. Then I had to call about a subscription that was still screwed up. The customer service rep was very kind and worked with me on the matter. Made a few other phones to my wife to verify appointments. And all that was cutting into my spring cleaning. ARRGH!
There is one phrase that everyone's used before in one form or another in day-to-day conversations, or even at work. But it makes one wonder how certain groups see it. I give you...
THE RELIGIONS VIEW ON...
- Taoism: Shit happens
- Hinduism: This shit happened before
- Confucianism: Confucius says: Shit happens
- Buddhism: It is only the illusion of shit happening
- Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
- Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah
- Jehovah's Witnesses: Knock, knock: 'Shit happens.'
- Atheism: There is no such thing as shit.
- Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, and maybe it doesn't
- Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder
- Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it
- Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?
- Televangelism: Send money or shit will happen to you
- Rastafarian: Smoke that shit
Hmmmm, that pretty much seems about it. Man, do I lead a boring life. I need a hobby. Oh yeah, I have one, this is it. Lame ain't it. I need new friends. Anyone wanna hang? Didn't think so...
Oh well... Thanks for taking the time to stop by and reading. Peace and bright blessings to you all! Till tomorrow!
TODAY'S BUMPERSTICKER


Redwolf