My double vision always seems to get the best of me!

Today went without a hitch. Did more spring cleaning, watched a little TV, and checked on my grapevine. No buds yet. Now your probably wondering (or maybe not - but either way) "How much spring cleaning can he be doing?" Well to answer your question, there is quite a bit to do, but when you have a 20-month old it pretty much takes a lot of your time away from the cleaning up part. So I can only do it in short spans, like when he is taking a nap. It helps but boy does it ever break up the daily routine. Then I have to get the kids from school, so that also cuts into my time, as well as help the kids with their homework (they are learning the value of money now), make dinner, and finally eat, then take a break before putting everyone to bed. Ugh. Long days indeed. Gives me a lot of respect for my mother when she had to do it alone. Thanks mom! You're the greatest!
Yesterday we had religions point of view of when 'Shit Happens'. So as promised, I bring you today...
THE POLITICAL VIEW ON...
- Independent: Shit happens
- Democrat: Shit is a vast right-wing conspiracy
- Republican: The rich deserve more shit
- Moderate: We must also consider shit's right to happen
- Liberal: Shit will happen if we don't spend enough
- Conservative: The courts have allowed too much excrement
- Reform: We can't get our poop in a group
- Socialist: Support the equal distribution of shit
- Communist: Come the revolution, shit will not happen again!
- Libertarian: Legalize all kinds of shit
- Green: Compost happens
TODAY'S BUMPERSTICKER


Redwolf